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Nome: Jorge
Localização: Lisboa, Portugal

E o mais importante continua a ser o AMOR

terça-feira, 18 de Março de 2008

The Trial

prosecutor:
"Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do...
Call the schoolmaster !"

schoolmaster:
"I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honor.
If they'd let me have my way I could have
Flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied,
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today !"

pink:
"Crazy... toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away !"

Crazy, toys in the attic. He is crazy...

wife:
"You little shit you're in it now,
I hope they throw away the key !
You should have talked to me more often
Than you did, but no !!
You had to go your own way, have you
Broken any homes up lately ?
Just five minutes, Worm your honor,
Him and Me, alone..."

mother:
"Baaaabe !
Come to mother baby, let me hold you in my arms.
M'Lord I never wanted him to get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me ?
Worm, your honor, let me take him home."

pink:
"Crazy, over the rainbow, I am crazy,
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in !"

Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.

judge:
"The evidence before the court is incontrovertible
There's no need for the jury to retire !
In all my years of judging I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law !
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to defecate !
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.




Tear down the wall !!"

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